Parenting Pen Set (funny gifts, Mother's Day gifts)

For the person keeping small humans alive with very little sleep, cold coffee, and the sneaking suspicion they're winging it. The Parenting Pen Set is five pens for the most heroically exhausted person in your store — and every parent they know is getting one. Featuring phrases every parent has thought, whispered, or yelled into a pillow: IT TAKES A VILLAGE AND A VINEYARD SORRY I'M LATE, I HAVE KIDS I LOVE MY UNGRATEFUL CHILDREN MY PARENTING STYLE IS CALLED SURVIVALIST RIP SLEEPING IN Packaged on a bold, retail-ready illustrated card that earns its spot at any checkout counter or gift display. A near-universal gifting item — because everyone either is a parent or knows one who needs this. A perfect fit for gift shops, boutiques, bookstores, and any retailer whose customer base includes the tired, the loving, and the chronically covered in snacks. Retailers love this set because: • Parents are an enormous, year-round customer base with strong spending around Mother's Day, Father's Day, and the holidays • U